If anyone strikes my heart, it does not break, but it bursts, and the flame coming out of it becomes a torch on my path. Hazrat Inayat Khan
Lunchtime BJJ at Gracie Seattle.
Carlos makes us sweat Fridays, and this was no exception. After warmups, we did a shrimping, hip-switching drill involving putting a foot on the opponent’s hip and then having him fling it off to the side, then we had to shrimp, re-orient, and put the opposite foot on the opposite hip. It was fine for a while, even though I was with a big guy who was throwing my legs with such force that my entire body was skidding about three feet to the side with every rep. After several minutes, though, hell set in. My upper abs are going to be aching in the morning.
More fast drills, lots of them. Then omoplatas from guard, with the opponent standing up in your guard. I said to the big guy, "You’re about three inches too thick for me to close my guard around you!" "(laugh) I think you just called me FAT!" "I didn’t say FAT, I said THICK!" I hate that because as soon as the guy stands up, I just slide helplessly down his legs. Just then Carlos came and took the THICK guy away from me and gave me Z instead.
Good spars with Z, Angus, and then Bryan. These were all really fun rolls.
Glenn ripped his pants to the point that they were half off. I commented, "And me without a few dollar bills to stick in your waistband." He exclaimed, "NO means NO!!!" Then JM ripped one of his pantlegs at the knee. Me: "If I’d known it was going to be Chippendales day, I would have made sure some of the other girls showed up."
Friday night no-gi at Sleeper.
Dead bugs- yeah, those upper abs again. Yow.
Guard passes- with the near knee in, with the far knee in, using cradle and backsit, getting rid of those pesky stray arms. Having lost weight since the school moved, I notice that being Cindy’s demo dummy hurts even more- it’s like bone on bone, and her bone is a lot harder than my bone!
Positional training from closed guard. Got tooled by Cindy and George. I tried hard to just keep working- but man, I was getting tired. Then I went with some new guy and after a while we stood up…. I didn’t know that he was a judo guy. Ack! That did not go too well.